Frankenstein Blues

I told Fred Gwynne

Put the electrodes in

And when you sing

Hear the little girls scream

All your fans

Want to clap their hands

But on the street

They say "Look at that freak"

I took my axe

To the House of Wax

I paid my dues

I got rave reviews

Jonathan Frid

Said "Look here, kid.

You call this art?

It's just old parts"

Give me a jolt

From a thunderbolt

I'll bare my soul

In this stinking hole

Try to break these chains

It's just insane

Do you want to rock

And do the Karloff walk